Norvus Drowning in Its Own Lies

Kim Lis Yong, Vice Department Director of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Chongro, issued the following press statement:

The spectacle put on by the Norvus delegation at the recent United Nations discussion can only be described as political clownery of the lowest order.

Instead of engaging in serious diplomacy, the Norvus representatives once again arrived armed with the same recycled lies, fabricated accusations and laughable attempts to paint themselves as innocent victims before the international community.

No amount of shouting can erase history.

The June Incident did not begin because the People's Republic of Chongro woke up one morning looking for conflict. It began because the Aurlinian authorities willingly chained themselves to foreign military blocs, invoked Article 5 and invited foreign bombing upon their own territory. Having set their own house ablaze, they now point at everyone else and scream "arson."

What exactly did they expect the Chongroan People's Army to do?

Stand still while bombs fell and hostile forces advanced?

Only an idiot would expect such nonsense.

Even more ridiculous was their attempt to brand Morcadia a "colonial power."

Apparently constructing hospitals, housing, schools, roads, ports and public welfare now qualifies as colonialism in the twisted dictionary of Norvus.

The Chongroan Dictionary defines colonialism exactly as it has always existed: the political and military domination of foreign territories for the purpose of extracting wealth, raw materials and captive markets to enrich capitalist interests.

By that definition, Morcadia is no colonial power.

The only thing Norvus has successfully colonized is common sense.

They cried about Morcadia executing obviously corrupt Oakshade representatives in a meeting in Bettershade and called it a "genocide".

Those same officials Morcadia rightfully executed would have killed tens of thousands more thru Norvus' corruption and bribery that is ongoing in their government internally, which they systematically have denied because they are "not the same country". If they think that they can free themselves from reprecussions from the past astrocities they have committed, they need to recheck themselves before arguing with others about islander rights.

Changing the sign on the front door does not erase the bodies buried in the backyard.

A thief who changes his jacket is still a thief.

A corrupt government that renames itself is still corrupt.

The Norvus politicians spend more time blaming Chongro for every crisis than fixing the disasters they themselves created.

Every failed war.

Every refugee.

Every corrupt official.

Every economic failure.

Every military humiliation.

According to them, Chongro is somehow responsible for all of it.

If a Norvus official spilled coffee onto his own trousers tomorrow morning, he would probably accuse Pyongyang before cleaning himself up.

They also continue spreading childish fairy tales about famine in Chongro while refusing to acknowledge objective facts.

The Republic overcame its difficult period nearly three decades ago.

Today our greenhouse production, agricultural modernization and cultivated farmland far exceed anything found across Oakshade.

Presented with satellite imagery disproving their ridiculous claims, they simply invent another excuse.

Apparently, whenever reality proves them wrong, they simply make something else up.

This is not diplomacy.

It is political kindergarten.

Perhaps the greatest hypocrisy displayed by Norvus is its endless whining about other countries "hiding behind New Woodland."

Who was it that immediately ran crying to New Woodland during the June Incident?

Who invoked Article 5?

Who begged foreign bombers to intervene?

Who still cannot utter a single sentence without mentioning New Woodland?

Certainly not Morcadia.

Norvus behaves exactly like a frightened child who runs behind his older brother after throwing the first punch.

It hides behind New Woodland whenever trouble appears, then lectures others about sovereignty and independence.

One would almost pity them if they were not so dangerous.

Now they even dream of dragging sovereign states before their politically motivated courts, accusing others of terrorism and incompetent leadership.

Coming from a government whose own policies have produced millions of casualties, hundreds of thousands of refugees and endless wars across Oakshade, such accusations are beyond shameless.

They are comedy.

The Oakshade warlord era has not ended because politicians like those in Norvus continue keeping it alive through corruption, militarism and blind obedience to foreign interests.

The international community can plainly see who builds and who destroys.

Norvus is nothing more than ill-mannered dogs who are loyal to their decrepit royal family which has continued to make its people cannonfodder for the endless wars its creates artificially to satisfy its lobby groups which the Norvus' politicians accept bribes from.

We have already warned that those who shout the loudest about destroying the PRC will eventually discover that empty arrogance is no substitute for strength.

The puppet politicians of Norvus should spend less time insulting others and more time learning how to govern their own country, otherwise, history will discipline them far more harshly than Chongro ever could.